- Perfect for astronomers, astrophysicists, stargazers, and science educators who prefer telescopes to tarot. Great for those who track galaxies, not Geminis and do it with cosmic sarcasm.
- Ideal for observatory staff, physics students, and space nerds who spend nights with data, not destiny. This quote celebrates the scientists who love stars without assigning them personality traits.
- 16” x 16” bag with two 14” long and 1” wide black cotton webbing strap handles.
- Made of a lightweight, spun polyester canvas-like fabric.
- All seams and stress points are double-stitched for durability, and the reinforced bottom flattens to fit more items and hold larger objects.
- Spot clean/dry clean only.
I Study Stars, Not Signs. A brilliant, tongue-in-cheek tribute to the astronomers and astrophysicists who decode the universe using science not birth charts. Whether you’re mapping constellations, modeling black holes, or correcting someone who thinks Mercury in retrograde affects their emails, this quote belongs in your orbit. Great for telescope junkies, planetary researchers, cosmic theorists, and science communicators who know that a light-year has nothing to do with feelings. Wear it at star parties, observatory nights, science fairs, or while watching a meteor shower with a smug grin. This design salutes your love of space, your dedication to data, and your patience for zodiac confusion. Because you don’t just believe in the stars you measure them.
- Package Dimensions : 14.5 x 9.5 x 2 inches; 11.2 ounces
- Date First Available : May 18, 2025
- Manufacturer : merch_template
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